
The Millions recently published Patrick’s ode to poets for National Poetry Month.

The Millions recently published Patrick’s ode to poets for National Poetry Month.

Very honored to have my recent interview with the most famous bugler in America appear in one of my favorite magazines, Oxford American.
For fifteen seconds a year, Steve Buttleman is the most famous man in America. On the first Saturday of every May, sporting his famous red jacket and tiny black hat, he marches from the white pagoda behind the Churchill Downs Winner’s Circle, lifts a polished brass horn to his caramel-colored mustache, and plays “Call to Post.” Buttleman’s rendition—a brief ditty that signals jockeys to lead their horses into the starting gate—grabs the attention of movie stars in Millionaire’s Row, infield drunks, and countless television viewers. It’s also the sign for Kentucky Derby fans to clutch their betting slips and start praying.
Read more here.

Broken Piano gets four stars from The Sounds.
Patrick’s highly anticipated collection of magazine articles, essays and emails has been released: Everything Was Great Until it Sucked.
The book’s first line kind of says it all:
I’ve never known an American economy that didn’t smell like Red Lobster’s dumpster…
Folks are raving:
“[Wensink] is our Terry Southern and Paul Krassner and possibly one day even our own Jonathan Swift…”
– SCOTT MCCLANAHAN, author of The Collected Works of Scott McClanahan Vol. I
Insanely proud to announce one of the most respected names in audio books, Recorded Books, will soon be releasing the unabridged audio edition of Broken Piano for President.